Wha... WHAT?
Apples? APPLES?
What about bananas? The MIGHTY bananas?
He's cheating on them, that's not fair!
And with whom! Damn apples!
Oranges or peaches I could understand... but apples?!
*off to the kitchen to have one of those damn crunchy red juicy...well, nevermind*

....no-no-no, fish custard is not something I'd go for. Though it looks funny. And maybe even delicious.